In a recent Column 8 submission, Peter Hutley of Artarmon shared a humorous anecdote about sitting behind a cement mixer that warned, “Caution: Do Not Drink.” This led him to ponder how many people might have been saved from consuming wet cement by this timely warning. Another reader, Graham Russell, went on a search for MAGA merchandise, which caused some readers to see red. Scott Webb from Bella Vista suggested that if Russell wanted a red cap, he should donate blood and receive a red cap with a much nicer motto than MAGA: “Blood Donor For Life.”
Mary Carde of Parrearra shared her experience of finding a wide variety of Trump paraphernalia at the ‘Trump Store’, including candles, Christmas decorations, clothing, beach towels, and BBQ aprons. She described the store as a one-stop shop where one could purchase classy items in abundance. Edward Loong’s crusade for a more adolescent Column 8 was met with skepticism by Jenny Stephenson of Wollongong, who cautioned against the publication becoming a ghost town akin to Facebook. Alynn Pratt of Grenfell added that making ‘trite’ almost acceptable requires great maturity.
Mike Fogarty of Weston (ACT) humorously welcomed Queen Elizabeth II on her first Australian visit as sovereign, noting that Republicans may remain unmoved in their desire for an Australian head of state. He shared an urban myth about a male diplomat who allegedly curtsied to the Queen during a royal visit, expressing belief in the story even if it may not be true. Anthony Miller of Hornsby expressed skepticism about real estate hype, warning the Prime Minister not to trust promises of “spectacular sunsets” at Copacabana, as he may be disappointed.
George Manojlovic of Mangerton reminisced about purchasing his first brand-new car, a Capella, in 1971, and taking good care of it to keep it in tune. John Constable of Balmain drew a comparison between the Lada and Russia’s early microchips, which were once touted as the “biggest in the world.” The quirky and diverse range of content in the Column 8 submissions showcases the unique perspectives and experiences of readers. To submit a contribution, readers can email Column8@smh.com.au, with attachments discouraged.
